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General News · 10th August 2017
Rod Lee
With respect, this was originally written by Ken Hanuse.

Tax his land
Tax his bed
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work
Tax his pay
He works for peanuts anyway!

Tax his cow
Tax his goat
Tax his pants
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco
Tax his drink
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car
Tax his gas
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers
Then tax him some more
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin
Tax his grave
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone
Do ot relax
It's time to apply
The inheritance tx.

Accounts receivable tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline fuel tax
Airport maintenance tax
Building permit tax
Cigarette tax
Corporate income tax
Death tax
Dog licence tax
Driving permit tax
Environmental tax
Excise tax
Federal income tax
Federal Unemployment tax
Fishing licence tax
Food licence tax
Gasoline tax
Gross receipt tax
Health tax
Hunting licence tax
Hydro tax
Inheritance tax
Interest tax
Liquor tax
Luxury tax
Marriage licence tax
Medicare tax
Mortgage tax
Personel income tax
Property tax
Poverty tax
Prescription tax
Provincial income and sales tax
Real estate tax
Recreational vehicle tax
Retail sales tax
Service charge tax
School tax
Telephone federal tax
Telephone federal, provincial, and local surcharge tax
Telephone minimum usage tax
Vehicle sales tax
Water tax
Watercraft registration tax
Well permit tax
Workmanship compensation tax
..... And the HST !

Still think this is funny?
Not one of these taxes existed 60 years ago.
Property Owners Gagged
Comment by Wendy L. on 10th August 2017
Can it be true?

In it's two previous set dates using announcements inviting the public to it's SCCA meeting, at last night's AGM non-members were not allowed to speak to the SCCA concocted resolution regarding using our property taxes to fund the hall.

A fine example of Cortes democracy at work.