A gang of 16+ semi-ruly bikers went on a mild rampage yesterday, causing a modicum of orderly disruption. The bike gang rallied at Mansons Hall and proceeded en mass to Smelt Bay, creating a traffic jam that delayed vehicular transportation by up to two minutes. Badass! At Smelt Bay the gang were said to have thrown some stones in the water and partied down to homemade banjo tunes. After indulging in said mayhem the gang repaired to the Secret Clubhouse for cookies and hot beverages. More Cortes Bike Gang activities are threatened in near future. BE VERY AFRAID!